One night while playing human chess on our tiled kitchen floor, we received a message from Saturn via our uber high-tech “ray-de-oh.”  Once we decoded it from the ancient language of Saturnian to English, we realized we were being ordered to save the clothing industry by creating shirts that were actually “cool.” At first we objected, but before we could get on our tin foil hats, the aliens got inside our brain and started controlling us.

Gradually, ideas started spilling out of our heads, mostly through meditation sessions in a top-secret location. “I Took The Blue Pill” seems to be our first. However that was on the 12^th floor of a hotel in Miami with free drinks all night. Ahh…good times. But that’s beside the point. The prototype of that shirt, made with puffy paint from Michaels, resides in a museum exhibit in southern Italy.

          After the decision was final to start the Way Cool Tshirts Empire, we built a grand factory on a tropical island in the Pacific, containing technology so advanced that we can trace your sock print as you walk though our facilities. All this was accomplished using “borrowed” money.

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