Dark Mark Sighted in Muggletown!

I had just finished reading the 4th Harry Potter Book when I decided to take a stroll past  1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Through an upstairs window I could see Dubya and some of his gang--Cheney the Dark Prince, Rove the President's Brain, and Libby the "Scooter"--huddled together over a huge platter of Freedom Fries (as the French version and pretzels have proven a direct threat to homeland security). Suddenly I saw up in the night sky the Dark Mark materialize over the White House and glow a ghastly ghoulish green. What were they doing up there? Plotting their next invasion? Concocting Scooter's cover up story for Patrick Fitzgerald? Scheming how to keep Congress from outlawing torture? (Hey! When did torture become legal?) With my cell phone I took many pictures of Lord Voldemort's eerie mark hovering above the cabal...but unlike this administration, Voldie is evil but nobody's fool, and the pictures all came out black. So to commemorate the sulfurous vision, I made this shirt.

(That's my story, and I'm sticking to it).